champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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