P.S. I can't hear my feet
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
this hospital has no fireball
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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