If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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