I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Such a big mess for such a small penis
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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