"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
She's not a foreskin expert like you
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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