the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Randomize