Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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