"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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