All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
no you cant smoke seaweed
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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