My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
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