Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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