is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Two words: blizzard sex
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
