This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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