we're blogging at a bar
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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