I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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