Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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