Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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