so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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