Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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