wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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