I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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