as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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