suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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