But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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