I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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