Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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