didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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