Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
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