These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Randomize
