He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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