It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Your mouth is God's brothel.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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