Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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