He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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