Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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