i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
I smell like Dick and happiness
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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