gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
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