I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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