well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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