very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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