yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
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