I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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