yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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