I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
