I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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