Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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