Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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