I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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