allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
Your dad touched me again.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
this just has baby written all over it
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
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