so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
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