He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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