if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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