Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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