i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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