I checked into jail on foursquare
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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