I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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