I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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